Burglary Of The Mushrooms: Dear Pants Manufacturers Selling to Americans,

31 December 2007

Dear Pants Manufacturers Selling to Americans,

I feel compelled to notify you that not all American men are (a) short or (b) have waistlines in excess of our inseam height. Accordingly, please provide greater quantities of suitable pants to your usual distributors.

Thank you.

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2 comments:

Ellen said...: Amen to that! I myself am married to a tall, thin man, as you may remember, and finding pants for him is a real chore. I empathize. (As long as we're on the topic, I would also like to add a note to the bra manufacturers that not all of us require a jumbo size.); 04 January, 2008 14:51
Frank Sellin said...: Yes...this is my yearly hassle of finding what I need to keep bands of well-armed Puritans from harassing me over indecent exposure. But, what with the supply of pants exclusively aimed at the portly set, any pants I buy won't stay up long enough to solve the problem...

Hope you have better luck finding bras that do not require significant hormone therapy or overeating before use!; 05 January, 2008 17:47